Thanks again, AP

Note to desk: 645,000 fans out there in the parking lots.
Send staff outside ASAP to sell print subscriptions, thanks.

 

So I guess we're just picking and choosing which bowls to preview and not releasing those stories in a timely manner??

 

Can we at least get days of the week right?

HOUSTON (AP) — Texas Tech on Thursay denied claims by Mississippi coach Lane Kiffin that a Red Raiders player spit on one of his players and possibly used a racial slur in the Texas Bowl.

 

At least they didn’t use Thurs. there.

 

The Islanders-Wild box just came over. Was going to blame the attendance on the AP, but it turns out they're just passing along what the NHL gave to them.

 

Hey AP, might want to brush up on your geography -- Ames only has one A in it not two

 

Hey AP, which three states did Oklahoma State's women hoops team end up winning?

Oklahoma State had won three state, including a win at Baylor last Wednesday that helped knock the Bears out of the Top 25 for the first time since 2004. The Cowgirls play at rival Oklahoma, No. 15, on Saturday.

 

C'mon, man, ChatGPT can't know everything.

 

One is enough?

 

Ohhhhh ... now Willie Aames gets the joke ...

 

semifinals, quarterfinals.....hey at least we got the tournament right in the headline:

2-time Australian Open champ Azarenka beats Pegula in semis

 

Posted here not for the news, but the text of the tweet. Have we lost the battle for doughnuts once and for all? At least they got it right on the video.