Youth Sports (i.e. the thing we all loved which parents have now ruined)

Local TV reporters suck?

This is truly breaking news.

 

Wrapped up an 8-0 season last night. We finished with 1,453 rushing yards and we were 20-of-38 passing for another 424. Scored 44 touchdowns - 34 rushing, eight passing, and two on defense.

And we had a ton of fun, with zero drama and a hard-working group of kids. We had 17 of our 19 kids finish with at least one tackle. And 13 of our kids (including five of our OLine starters) got to run the ball or catch a pass at least once.

Now what the heck do I do with my free time?

 

You guys don’t love my knuckleheads nearly as much as I do, but here’s our highlight video for the season.

 

Those are some silly passing stats.

 

Too many other teams either trying to hide kids at corner, or just being aligned really, really stupidly against us. We get that a lot, by jumping in and out of unbalanced sets.

 

The one throw was amazing. I've seen high school quarterbacks struggle to throw with distance and accuracy. And those counters/misdirections are just nasty. I couldn't find the ballcarrier until he broke free.

 

If Jesus were a football coach, he would for sure run the Single Wing.

 

I love how you ran a hook and lateral, too.

Looks like you had plenty of height and speed on your roster.
Your boys blew right through your opponents. Good show, thanks.

 

We had a stabbing at a local Parks & Rec basketball game this weekend. A parent was upset with his son's PT in the 10-11 year old league.
That's the second such instance we've had this year. The first was when a dad went into a middle school locker room at halftime and pulled a knife on a coach.
In both cases, the coaches were female.

 

Were the parents also females?

 

No. In both cases it was men.

 

With small dicks.
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