President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Jon Lovitz will be press secretary,
but only because he needs the work.

 

Wicked, your analysis is always spot on. You really nailed it with this one.

 

If those people determine who runs the country, how come Trump isn't President and the Senate is still Democratic?

 

Rigged election(s), of course.

 

They did enough damage, delivering the House to the GQP.

 

The oversimplified version: Because he killed a few hundred thousand people and SCOTUS overturned Roe.

 

For the hundredth time, Biden telepathically declassified all those documents---including ones that might still turn up somewhere. And they were all planted there by pro-Trump Secret Service agents.

 

Picture taken in July 2012, when Fatfuck weighed only about 320 pounds or so, rather than the FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS he's packed the last several years. (He has apparently withered away to about a svelte 380 since leaving office.)
The fucking lardass couldn't play one hole actual golf on a legitimate course. Not One Hole.

 

Biden told him to do that too!

Rudy Giuliani Says Donald Trump Told Him To Take Top-Secret Files Home In His New Podcast Episode

 

Va. Gov Younkin canceled a Ford deal that would have invested $3.5 billion and brought 2500 jobs to a poor part of the state because he said there were links to the Chinese government. Other states are lining up to get it.
Yeah, the Chinese government had a long game to infiltrate SWVa. What were they going to spy on, how to make a South Boston Speedway bologna burger? No wait, it had to be Martinsville hot dogs.

 

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this is joe biden's america

 

That's the far right's new boogeyman - the Chinese Communist Party. Which, to be fair, is a boogeyman, but they're sounding like the boy crying "wolf!" by trying to tie everything to China and its' ruling party. Kinda the same way anyone who isn't flying a Gadsden Flag next to a thin blue line flag next to a US flag in their front yard above their F-350 with a LET'S GO BRANDON! window cling is a "communist."