Running 2022-23 NCAA Basketball Thread

I liked one guy on Reddit’s guess as to the delivery instructions: “I’ll be the guy in the corner giving an awful entry pass.”

 

Alas, like too much on the internet, it was just a setup for a viral video.

 

Wait, so was the ref supposed to be in on it too?

 

Uber Eats driver walks onto court during Duquesne-Loyola Chicago game trying to deliver McDonald’s

 

My God, Cards.

 

Geez Louise, of course it was some sort of set up stunt. Did anyone really believe he was trying to deliver food to someone at the game? If so, do you really think he could just walk into the arena without a ticket because he's got a bag of food and an Uber Eats sticker?

 

Geez, Mick Cronin is a dick. UCLA gets boat raced at USC after halftime, he gets T'd up then keeps clapping his hands in the officials' faces after every call. Maybe worry about finding somebody who can defend USC's guard who outscored your team all by his lonesome in the second half?
I'll bet Pac-12 officials pray to Jobu they don't get the UCLA-Arizona State games.

 

Cronin is what you say he is, but I'll raise you Geno Auriemma.

Um, that's funny, Geno. You're accusing the officials of getting a home job. You got home-court advantage courtesy of the NCAA Tournament committee last spring in spite of being the worse-seeded team, but never said a word about it. While that might not have been the reason the Huskies got through to the Final Four, it certainly didn't hurt.

Please shut up, Geno.

 

They’re still trying to make UConn-Tennessee a thing? The Lady Vols are about as relevant to women’s basketball in the 20s as La. Tech and Old Dominion.

 

UConn almost never plays an NCAA game outside of Connecticut until the Final Four.

Oh that's right, one year they had to go all the way to Albany.

 

The men’s regional in Greensboro this year will likely feature Virginia and Tennessee. Billy Packer will be turning over in his freshly-dug grave.