President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

I love little red baseball hats, hating Democrats
AR-15s, Pork and beans
I love winners who win and losers who don't give in
Russian election interference, getting stuff on clearance

And I love coup, too

I love owning the libs, when my governor tells fibs
Boat parades and ICE raids
I love InfoWars and Bama football scores
Joe Rogan's podcast and cars that go fast

And I love coup, too

I love getting tax cuts, Tucker going nuts
Using religion as a shield, attacking players who kneeled
I love protesting at drag shows, staying at Hooters til they close
Banning books, giving Californians dirty looks

And I love coup, too

 

Now I know why Tom T. shot hisself.

 

This could also go in the Running Racism thread. Mississippi for the win.

 

And lower gas prices.

 

Biden let the Chinese Baboon fly across our border. God Emperor Fatfuck would never have stood for such a thing.

 

Biden won.

 

Mt. Ve-coup-vius erupts again

Trump unloads on ex-prosecutor Mark Pomerantz’s new book on Manhattan DA’s fraud probe

 

The Pretty Princess reaches for the kleenex.

 

It's how he got to Mar-A-Lago

 

The overturn of Roe v. Wade has been a catastrophe for Republican attempts to win over Gen Z

 

Tell me you’ve never watched the west wing without telling me you’ve never watched the west wing

 

Large Marge is demanding hearings, and Pompeo is on the screech machine asking why Trump wasn't informed about the Chinese balloons when he was Commander in Chief.
There are several possibilities:
1. He was told and purposely did nothing because the Chinese own him. In other words, he's lying.
2. They tried to tell him, but he didn't pay attention because it wasn't about him.
3. They actually didn't tell him because they knew he'd do something impulsive and stupid.