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DeSantis will probably appoint God Emperor Fatfuck to serve as the State Inspector of Teenage Girls Genitalia, drawing off his extensive experience with the Miss Teen USA pageant as well as the Pretty Princess. And don't forget the grade school Russian hookers in the Pee Tape, which is real.

 

Did this land when you were writing it in your head?

 

This would be great and well deserved, but I doubt that the R's will vote to narrow their hold on the House.

 

"Santos" is guilty of dozens of identity fraud felonies (probably thousands of separate infractions). Why doesn't a New York DA just indict him and throw him in jail?

 

I've found it odd that the best defense from being prosecuted seems to be being elected to federal office.

 

Such a baby.....

 

It's fucking imbecile oppositional defiant syndrome. Nobudduh gonna tell me whut ta dew, so I demand muh FREEDUM to asphyxiate myself with defective gas stoves.

 

Joe Biden tweaks Ron DeSantis, Rick Scott in Tampa remarks

 

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