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Thoughts and Prayers: The Religion Thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Slacker, Oct 15, 2019.

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  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I hung with 2 Mormons yesterday and one of them signed for me.
     
    Songbird, Feb 16, 2023
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  2. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    Azrael, Feb 16, 2023
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  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    One of them did sign language to promote a free sign language course at the local LDS church ... even though the course is not part of the church.

    Although who knows, maybe he did silently baptize me. I'll just shit it out while speaking in tongues next time on the toilet.
     
    Songbird, Feb 16, 2023
    #2223
  4. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    outofplace, Feb 16, 2023
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  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Here's the video:

     
    Songbird, Feb 16, 2023
    #2225
  6. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    This has caught the fancy of a handful of my Baptist friends. I have resisted the temptation to point out it is a Wesleyan school, and thus there may be women folk a preachin’
     
    dixiehack, Feb 16, 2023
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  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I just got back from several days at the revival.

    I really didn't want to go to be honest, the lure of staying at home performing sex acts on myself and eating peanut butter, was so much more appealing.

    But then I started to feel guilty (the peer pressure) about not wanting to go to the revival. So I went to the revival, and I repented for not wanting to to be there. After a few hours of that, I wanted to be there even less, and I was forced to accept that there was a demon inside of me that was rejecting the revival. So I prayed and sung my brains out and threw myself all over the floor, to let God know how sincere I am.

    I think it was working, but then I went and posted this, and I said God, instead of G-d, or whatever the sign language is for G-d, so now I think my only hope for salvation is a Mormon baptism.
     
    The Big Ragu, Feb 16, 2023
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  8. Regan MacNeil

    Regan MacNeil Well-Known Member

    My wife is second year in a Presbyterian/Methodist seminary. She considered going. Everyone make fun of her!
     
    Regan MacNeil, Feb 16, 2023
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  9. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    I bet you didn't so ... not everyone!
     
    doctorquant, Feb 16, 2023
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  10. Regan MacNeil

    Regan MacNeil Well-Known Member

    I like being alive.
     
    Regan MacNeil, Feb 16, 2023
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  11. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    What I discerned from that was a brief introduction, which I really didn’t understand, followed by something along the lines of, “One of these is the Holy Grail. Choose wisely. The true Grail will bring you life. The false one will take it from you.”
     
    Oggiedoggie, Feb 16, 2023
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  12. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    From the Parable of the Scowling Dunce.

     
    Azrael, Feb 17, 2023
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