Your unpopular opinions and creepy admissions

That disgusting mix borders on creepy.

 

You're not an alcoholic.

 

I am attracted to Jamie Gangel.

 

I am also recently unemployed and I watch shit like this for fun.

 

I always wanted one of those clock radio phones as a kid.

 

Unless you're disabled, a grown man -- and it's only men you see doing it, not women -- should not be riding a motorized scooter as part of his commute. Get some exercise, ya nerd. And if you run into me on the sidewalk, fully expect that scooter to be used as a weapon.

 

I like a 20-ounce Sugar-free Red Bull to wash down a Goody's powder.

 

Before ASMR became popular, I watched this Apple Lisa infomercial to fall asleep. That or Book TV on C-SPAN.

 

White Lotus?

eh

 

I want to see people who fucked people and humanity get a deserved justice, here on earth, so I can see it and relish that a god exists here and now, and those people don't win while living. AKA fuck the afterlife.

 

The Last of Us?

meh

 

Hermes, the sad ASMR facsimiles I use to get to sleep are too weird and creepy to share. (Half of them are baseball games from the 80s). But thank you, I will try that one.

I recommend the Michael Sugrue lecture series for your next 40 winks.