Fore please: The 2023 Masters thread

JimNantzBot incoming.

 

Hello 0100111

 

That ruins the telecast for me. I don't need a computer telling me what's happening. Unlike many others, I enjoy the human element in sports, errors and all.

 

Possible exception of prairie oysters. Not that I’m going to find out.

 

The Masters will ultimately embrace the LIV klan. The Membership will demand it. Trump > All for these people.

 

I just spent 3 days at AI Bot Summit in Vegas and the stuff that's coming by end of the year, between CGPT-5, Elevenlabs.com and Midjourney 5 are going to do just that...

 

I’m not 100 percent convinced the current Jim Nantz could pass a Turing test.

 

That's hideous, but no worse than listening to the one guy in my foursome who can't see where his ball lands because his eyesight is going, but thinks every time "it's on the green or close to it."

And it's usually about 75 yards short and right.

 

Wonder what odds you'd get that a LIV golfer will win? 3-1? 6-1?

 

I have to think CBS, which lives in constant fear of ANGC, has already had discussions with the leadership klan about whether the LIV-PGA Tour issue can be discussed.

 

I mean, you could be right, but no matter how politically expedient it might be Trump is kind of the antithesis of the sort of caustic gentility that ANGC represents. He'll be dead before the obsequious cretins that form his base ever have a say in anything at ANGC. After all, this is a club that counts Bill Gates and Condi Rice among its members.