Elon Musk takes over Twitter

Letter is first. If it's an attempt to schedule a meeting and it's ignored (and any other attempts to establish contact fail), they'll come unannounced to your house.

Only because Lenny Dykstra never had $200 billion.

 

Hang on, hang on, hang on ... Phil Mickelson might have Elon beat. We just need his bookie to confirm.

 

Why does Elon hate NPR? Did Peter on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" mock him too much?

 

What is the last account you'd think would be yanked?

buitengebieden?

Suspended.

Goin' great, as AZ says.

 

The cute animal account? What the actual fuck?

 

I will add to the “what the actual fuck, Elmo?”

Just pull the plug already.

 

It's back this morning.

I figure weratedogs is next up.

 

He also changed the Twitter bird to the Dogecoin dog.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/03/dogec...-logo-on-homepage-meme-tokens-price-soars-30/



... all apologies if a db

 

They resinstated Hourly Shitpost, though. One of the dumbest accounts out there that you can get lost in for way too long.

 

don't you even fucking joke about that!!! (Although I assume that account owner is probably off the platform by his own choice at some point.)

 

Own a Tesla? I hope you enjoy being spied on.

Tesla Employees Passed Around Video Recorded In Customers' Cars

 

Seems like @Azrael would be interested in Taibbi's interview with Mehdi Hasan that's airing later on MSNBC.

Thread: