Fore please: The 2023 Masters thread

If he would have pulled out a pocket dog ...

 

Grain of salt obviously but

 

Day will now fall up a flight of stairs a couple of times for revealing this, no?

 

By 2030, Tiger will be part of the ceremonial tee off. Even in good weather, he can’t walk four straight days of competitive rounds.

 

I read where Tiger referred to it as plantar fasciitis. I've had that a couple times and would rather have a screw come through my leg.

 

Isn't CBS a part owner of the CW?

 

Something like 12.5 percent. Nexstar has the controlling interest (75 percent).

 

Do they ever show troops around the world watching The Masters - or is that just something the big four trot out because they play the national anthem at their championship events?

 

I held off calling it myself for quite a while, but I think you're right. There's no getting back to competitive 72-hole shape for him anymore.

And yet, all I can picture is the amazement when he captures lightning in a bottle for a weekend sometime in 2029.

 

I think he may be part of the ceremonial tee off in 2024. I don't think he makes it much longer.

 

When you’re hitting it 320 off the tee I don’t think he’s doing ceremonial tee any time soon. Especially with Hefty placing 2nd.