Fore please: The 2023 Masters thread

Damn, we're all over the place with this. LOL.

 

He'll be fine riding a cart on the seniors tour.

 

Tigger isn’t going to be some Hale Irwin on the geezer tour. I still don’t think he plays there because there’s no upside for him. He doesn’t need the money, and Charlie is a comer in his own right.

 

Phil Mickelson's radical weight loss approach that lost him 25 pounds

 

It’s not the hitting-it-off-the-tee part that’s his problem. It’s everything else involved with professional golf … especially the walking-the-course part.

 

After reading that, I think we should just give up and let the AI write the articles. My head hurts.

 

Hip replacement is not the same as what Tiger went through. But it did give me some insight about recovery.

The 5-degree upgrades on a walking surface that you didn't even think about before? You feel it now.

 

Mine hurt after reading the stupid headline.

"that lost him 25 pounds" sounds like Jolene saying, "Ooooweee, love me some fried peanut butter cookies!"

 

KVV published a good story today about Rahm on No Laying Up. Worth a read.

 

I agree. At the same time, I wonder how this story ends because

 

I think they should go to every commercial break at the bottom of each hour with something incanted……the last 90 seconds of “Green Is The Colour” by Pink Floyd comes to mind and would actually fit in with it.
Just saying.