Happy Easter

I’d rather watch Jesus fight Santa.

 

Santa’s got the weight advantage and can move sound just by touching his finger to his nose. But Jesus can turn Santa’s water into wine and get him drunk, and has a high pain tolerance after being nailed to a cross.

I say it’s a tossup.

 

Santa has a soft chin.

 

Kind of depends on whether or not the elves stay out of it.

 

Just imagined the Story of Jesus presented by WWE with all the roles played by the wrestlers and personalities. That's going to haunt me.

 

I see what you did there. ... Still a great memory, the day this clip landed and sidetracked our newsroom all day long.

 

There was also that comic book where Santa got beat up by the Ultimate Warrior. Is Santa secretly a wrestling jobber during the summer?

 

"It doesn't need to be a holiday. It's always on Sunday. Nobody works on Sunday."

 

If I remember correctly, Santa got sodomized by the Warrior in that comic book.

EDIT: Yep, unfortunately, I remembered correctly (click link for pic):

https://i.redd.it/7xmba0kueg521.jpg

 

The Disciples can neutralize the elves.

I figure Mrs. Claus and Mary get into a cat fight.

Jesus has to watch out a potential heel turn from Judas though.

 

Are we talking disciples in the New Testament or as full-on saints? The elves are scrappy and probably work well in teams, but I’m pretty sure saints have superpowers and stuff.

 

True, although maybe the reindeer can get in their way . Rudolph might be able to distract the saints with his nose so bright.