Ukraine Always Get What You Want

That almost makes me feel pretty good about our politicians.

 

Jay Ward would have a field day with this guy:

Stay tuned for our next exciting episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle! Entitled "Dmitry Grows In Brooklyn" or "Kiev Looking Over Your Shoulder For Open Windows, White Russian."

 

Gee, Rock, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

Presto!

ROAR!

 

That trick never works

 

But it’s about having to put a tag on their garbage bags.

 

Apparently we're now funding Nazis in Ukraine.

"Time to make the donuts fake tweets" — Russian bots

 

this fucking guy

 

Thank God for shitty Russian missiles.
According to the leaked intelligence documents making the rounds, a Russian fighter pilot pulled the trigger on a British spy plane over the Black Sea last September, but the missile malfunctioned.

Miscommunication Nearly Led to Russian Jet Shooting Down British Spy Plane, U.S. Officials Say

 

I’m beginning to think we might actually win a nuclear war with them just because half their shit wouldn’t launch.

I don’t want to find out, though.

 

The problem is that in a nuclear scenario, you really only need one to work.

 

There’s no need to be embarrassed. I’m sure this happens to lots of pilots.