Running shooting thread 2023

Reading, writing and treating sucking chest wounds!

 

That's utterly insane.

 

Sally: I don’t like Becky. Move her to the dead pile.

Becky: But it’s just a flesh wound!

 

That’s Brazil. Truck dude allegedly hit the kicker’s car which started it all.

 

SMH.

 

M*A*S*H: The Elementary School Musical

 

Cool. Cool.
I didn't receive this training until boot camp.

 

I’m not sure that says the training is mandatory. The portion in that post says such training is to be “offered.” Still sick.

 

The 11-year-old asked me a question this weekend about how shooter drills worked when I was in school and I had to explain to her that our country hadn’t gone full bore stupid quite yet then.

But hey, anybody in my state could be packing no questions asked, so at least nobody has to feel sad about their below-average dick any more.

 

When I was about that age the school district I was in was convinced that the nuclear power plant down the way was on the Russkies' primary list of targets, so our nuclear-attack-drill game was always in fine form.

 

Tornado drills were the ones I hated. Everybody into the hallway, sit down, head between knees and stay still and quiet for five minutes, which felt like 500. Because tornadoes famously punish talkative children with sore necks.