President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Fatfuck has never claimed he "could have stopped Russia's invasion of Ukraine."

He has no interest whatsoever in doing so.

He has claimed he could "end the war" in 24 hours, and indeed he could and indeed he would.

By nuking Kyiv.

He's been itching for years for a chance to make the big bombs go boom boom. He could do that and plant a big sloppy wet kiss on uncle Vlad's nut bag in the process.

That's his plan for Peace in Ukraine.

 

In stores Oct. 3

 

Uh, yeah, he did.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/vladimir-putin-knew-not-mess-trump-ukraine-war-biden

 

I imagine both trump and that jackass agree on stealing welfare money and sending dick pics. Hell, Favre might be his goddamn running mate.

 

Also today in Florida.

 

That would be up to a grand jury, not the attorney general, but thanks for playing and we have some lovely parting gifts for you, including the Family Feud home game!

(we ran out of SportsJournalists dot com thongs)

 

What ... no Thorazine starter kits were available?

 

We had to scramble once we found out we ran out of the thongs.

 

Of course he did, but it was a completely empty statement. He can say anything now he's not president (a completely revealing admission in his CNN town hall that he admits he lost).

 

M*ILF

*Mayor

 

Duuuuuuuuuvallllll!

 

You need to be more specific in that first sentence. I can’t tell if you’re talking about Whitlock or Favre.