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Somehow Ted Cruz was able to run for office. Still unexplained, never accounted for.

 

I can't figure out if DeSantis's political strategy team is a bunch of 14-year-olds who have Tucker Carlson posters on their bedroom walls, a dorm room of weed-smoking Hillsdale students or the same consultants who used to rip off the newspaper industry with "advice."

 

Butobama! Butobama! Kenya! Birth certificate!!

 

I'd like to know what weed the Hillsdalers are smoking so I can duck it.

 

It’ll be quite a contest to see which one of them will be more awkward and off putting. A pair of dreadful, painful personalities.

 

That's not the ticket. DeSantis is just staging the event with Musk.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis will announce he is running for president during a discussion with Twitter CEO Elon Musk, three sources familiar with the plans told NBC News.

 

I just know that the "DeSantis genius" starts with someone saying "Hey, you know what would be soooooo coooool?" (Let's take on Disney, announcing on Twitter, sending migrants to Martha's Vinyard, hahahaha")

 

I know. Other people were saying he should be Meatball Ron's running mate.

 

Stable legal genius

 

The people who said that should go back to 6th grade social studies.

 

You mean video didn’t save us?

 

The "You're Not The Boss Of Me" defense - billed at $5,000 an hour.