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2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Cosmo, Apr 14, 2023.

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  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You show up to collect. ... and if you don't tip like a pro athlete at a strip club for your "free" lap dances, there are going to be anonymous stories all over social media about what a cheap POS you are.
     
    The Big Ragu, Jun 2, 2023
    #433
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  2. ChrisLong

    ChrisLong Well-Known Member

    Do the goalies have to wear their gear during the lap dance?
     
    ChrisLong, Jun 2, 2023
    #434
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  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    They put you on the Twitter, 2 minutes, and you feel shame.
     
    Batman, Jun 2, 2023
    #435
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  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I so badly want to come up with a "between periods" joke
     
    The Big Ragu, Jun 2, 2023
    #436
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  5. FileNotFound

    FileNotFound Well-Known Member

    oh my. Please don’t. :)
     
    FileNotFound, Jun 2, 2023
    #437
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  6. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    If they're married, they may want to keep their masks on.
     
    HanSenSE, Jun 3, 2023
    #438
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  7. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Because it would be tasteless? Here??
     
    HanSenSE, Jun 3, 2023
    #439
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  8. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    Goal pads ... good for three periods?
     
    Liut, Jun 3, 2023
    #440
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  9. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    Agreed. "Research" probably indicated go with a younger guy. BTW, Miller's successor is good, but I don't know his name. And the last time I checked, Jim Fox is still terrific.
     
    Liut, Jun 3, 2023
    #441
  10. ChrisLong

    ChrisLong Well-Known Member

    I'm not so fond of either. Alex Faust is the pxp guy. He is a screamer -- but I grew up with Miller and knew him well. Fox talks too much, gets caught up in lengthy explanations, and sounds like Yogi Bear. Heeeeyyyy, Booboo, is that a pick-a-nick basket?
     
    ChrisLong, Jun 3, 2023
    #442
  11. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    Yogi Bear? Never had thought of it that way, but you're right LOL. I appreciate the enthusiasm Fox brings. It's genuine.
     
    Liut, Jun 3, 2023
    #443
  12. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

    Vegas gonna have to move their AHL affiliate to Omaha.

     
    UPChip, Jun 3, 2023
    #444
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