Random Thoughts the Third

Who stared at art with more emotional impact, Thorpe ...

... or Cameron?

 

If I hit a good one and have a half-dozen left in the bucket, I'll stop right there.

 

"I don't think that just because a man puts Russian dressing on his salad, that that man should be investigated by the John Birch Society."
--Larry Storch as JFK on Ed Sullivan, June 1962

 

I may be 50, but I still enjoy it when I pop a rare zit and the goo sails onto the bathroom mirror.

 

"He wants me, but only part of the time/He wants me, if he can keep me in line"

That might be the most devastating couplet from an AT40 pop song.

 

Not AT40, but Warren Zevon wrote a heartbreaker in "Hasten Down the Wind" ...

She's so many women
He can't find the one who was his friend
So he's hanging on to half her heart
He can't have the restless part
So he tells her to hasten down the wind

 

Your Honor, I present ...

"We walked the loneliest mile, We smile without any style/We kiss all together wrong, No intention."

 

You could make a book out of Calvin and Hobbes toons that have aged well. And I'm not talking about the ones that carry timeless messages.

 

People who weaponize dogs should be bonded or arrested.

 

I hauled off 5,820 pounds of scrap metal today.
Right now I'm not sure if I am capable of going to the bathroom or feeding myself.
I am no longer a functional mammal.
My wife said I'd be in bed by 9. I laughed and said 8.
I feel like Mike Tyson beat the crap out of me.

 

I have used the same type of deodorant since I was a freshman in college and they gave away a free sample. I typically buy in bulk from Amazon like once every 9 months or so because it was so much cheaper rather than buy in a drug store or supermarket. Found out today when I was running low on my last can that the product has been discontinued. That’s 36+ years down the drain.

 

Don't sweat the small stuff!