Random Thoughts the Third

I’m wearing black. And not just because of the sweat stains.

I am also adamantly opposed to the idea of antiperspirants— if your body is telling you to sweat, you should.

 

You just sweat in different places. Places where the stuff that smells doesn't grow.

 

She is so gorgeous and funny...and her real voice is so different than Rosa's.

 

Straight fucking cuckoo inside the Ultimate Warrior ...

 

My lovely, well-educated wife can't seem to grasp the concept that if I was interested in what's in her social media timeline, I'd follow it myself. I neither need nor want her to read it to me.

 

My wife texts me TikTok links 4-5 times a day. It’s fine.

 

I encountered peach flavored Busch Light in a convenience store this morning.

I’m mortified.

 

My mom constantly complains about “kids today” having their faces stuck in their phones 24/7.

Yet whenever I’m in the same room with her, she can’t stop talking about and showing me all the lulz she sees in her Facebook feed.

 

... while walking 12 laps this morning.

Who did it better, "Stay" Division:

 

Loeb in a landslide.

 

I kinda like peach flavored Evan Williams straight out of the freezer.