President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

The Chait/New York piece I linked to earlier argues that Trump is merely a lifelong criminal who never followed a law or norm or rule in his entire evil life.

 

And a business world that never discouraged or regulated that criminal behavior.

 

Uh-oh.

 

The evolution of the defense has been great ....

"The FBI planted the docs!"
"That was all declassified!"
"The folders were empty!"
"Trump didn't know what was in the boxes!"
"They were locked in a storage room!"
...
"They were stashed in the shitter, and Trump had his valet shuffle them around so his own lawyers wouldn't find them."

 

Smith at the podium.

 

And, Smith leaves the podium.

 

Trump is so fucking tacky.

 

He was just making sure he had something to read while on the toilet.

Also ... no golden toilet.

 

Not good, Jerry.

 

It's going to be the obstruction, not "espionage" on which he's going to be hammered.

 

“Ex-President accidentally impaled by bathroom chandelier” was an actual possibility in our universe.