President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

You keep sayin' you've got somethin' for me
Somethin' you all but confess
You've been a'messin' where you shouldn't 've been a'messin'
And now someone else is getting all your best

These docs are made for takin'
And that's just what you do
One of these days Uncle Sam will imprison you

You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'
And you keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep crimin' when you oughta be a'changin'
Now what's right is right but you ain't been right yet

These docs are made for takin'
And that's just what you do
One of these days Uncle Sam will imprison you

You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin'
And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burnt
I just found me a brand new box of matches, yeah
And what I know you ain't had time to learn

These docs are made for takin'
And that's just what you do
One of these days Uncle Sam will imprison you

Are you ready, kids? Start talkin'

 

I'd post the "Ho Yes! Ho No! Ho I Don't Know! clip from Biloxi Blues but its too dang long.

 

How crazy is it that Biden (62) barely has a higher poll advantage over Trump (59) in their respective party primary polling? Biden may not be Mr. Excitement and he's old as dirt, but considering the other Dem options (who also get the senior discount at Dennys) I find his soft support among Dems more surprising than Trump's suppor among the GOP.
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4054317-trump-beats-biden-by-6-points-in-2024-matchup-poll/

 

OMFG. Stop listening to polls. We've been through this.

 

Dan Abrams has put out a series of (ghostwritten) books about presidents and trials (John Adams/Lincoln as defense attorneys and Teddy Roosevelt as a defendant in a libel suit). I look forward to "Trying Trump."

 

Kaitlyn Collins's resting scowl is the perfect look for CNN. Well done for an American institution of sorts.

 

Darling Nikki is going through some things this weekend.

 

I’d settle for the Bill O’Reilly book, “Killing Trump.”

 

There are very few people who don’t know Nikki is a complete fucking fraud. Happy a few more are finding out.

 

Good.

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