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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_motherhood

Uncertain footing in the history of American feminism.

Bear in mind, this is an 18th-c. construct.

[Ron bobs his head while he's reading his wife's cheezy WaPo profile]

 

He camped out between a Sheetz and a Wawa all winter long in Valley Forge.

 

No, that’s from when Trump conquered the fourth green.

At least, he said he did.

 

He’ll get over it when Fox News signs him up and when he joins the Trumpist CPAC lecture circuit.

 

Because all of the disabled are just lazy grifters.
These people are despicable. Like their klan never has these misfortunes?

 

here’s what I mean by public mothering - maybe that’s the wrong phrase. Holding a fairly involved presser while a kid squirms in your lap for 20 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/live/173Q58xryvs?feature=share

DeSantis is interesting to me because he really is a stiff - the kind of guy who wears a sport coat to a Fourth of July picnic and eats a brownie with a napkin, lest his fingers get touched up with a little chocolate. That he’s gotten this far is kind of amazing, and his wife has something to do with it.

 

We spent some time already on Joe Biden vs. the actuarial tables, but what happens if Burger King renders a final verdict on Donald Trump this year before the Feds can? Does the GOP default to DeSantis as the No. 2 asshole in chief? Does Tim Scott or Nikki Haley catch on? Does somebody new swoop in like Greg Abbott or even Don Jr. and play up their loyalty to Cult 45 the whole time? The only combination that feels impossible is Pence coming out of MAGA exile.

 

If we’re going the Idiocracy route, Eric enters stage right.

 

Gym Jordan thinks he's a big shot now. I could see him loudmouthing his way onto the podium.

And I would hope he does. He could be hounded relentlessly about his Ohio State baggage. Crack him like an egg.

Wishful thinking, I know. He'll stay hunkered down in his hidey-hole.

 

He usually uses ALL CAPS

 

Right to work state.

 

I thought that was Bowling Green.