A new exhibit joins the Titanic

I have calculated the odds of me ever being killed in a micro submarine accident:

They are significantly longer than the odds of me getting a blowjob from a topless Elizabeth Hurley while riding a kangaroo to the summit of Mount Kilimanjaro on February 30th.

 

Still, best of luck on that second one.

 

May you die doing what you love, brother

 

Sprucan?

 

Knox class frigate

 

It's the kangaroo, man. Ride a llama. Chicks dig llamas.

 

Reminds me of something said after Steve Irwin's death. "He has been trying to kill himself for years and finally succeeded."

 

That would make an incredible obituary.

 

This was a good, easy, clear explanation of what probably went on with the sub:

What happened to the Titanic sub and its passengers if it imploded?

 

February 32nd?

Forget it. He’s rolling.

 

“Not the better half.”

 

Looks like there is some "finality" to this story, if not "closure."

You can buy enough garden trellises with the estates of the deceased to perhaps save the planet.