President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

“Ask not what your country can do fah you, ask why trans women who were born as men can use the women’s bathroom…”

 

If Trump were a Cardinals fan:

"Hey Don, about that call on Orta ..."

 

Yawn

Just another day in Fatfuckland

 

They also like to say the Democratic Party is still the party of slavery and the Klan because nothing at all has changed in the last 160 years.

 

You used to be so amused
At the clown in the baggy suit and the excuses that he used
Go to him he calls you, you can't refuse
When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing but coups
You're indicted now, you've got no documents to conceaaaaaallllll

How does it feel, ah how does it feel?
To be on your own, with no direction home
Like a complete unknown, like a Roger Stone

 

Being a colossal asshole seems to work for earning GOP votes, so he’s trying to out-asshole the reigning champion.

 

I remember going to a Reds game in 2016 and my friend saying, “I don’t know how to feel sitting in a crowd with a bunch of red-hatted people anymore.”

 

Reds fan Dan Dakich, who equated the Orioles and pedophiles in a recent tweet, is reason to root against the Reds by himself.

 

Republicans 1860 ≠ Republicans 2023 no matter how many times they involve Lincoln.

Democrats 1860 —> Republicans 2023

 

They eat their own, Chapter 7,475.

 

“We thought about going to the moon and other things but it was too hard plus why are we spending so much on space?”

“Plus, can’t you just save up $250,000 to have someone take you in their ship?”