F**k, and cursing in general

I see your failures yesterday are still bothering you. I'm sure you will make all-new mistakes that will make you forget those soon.

 

LOL, you're so vane!* You probably think this thr ... ahh, never mind.

Spoiler: *That's the joke.

Yeah, "vane." Get it this time?

 

When I was a kid, the other kids should have been kept away from me. Because I could cuss a blue streak since I was 10 — maybe younger. Fuck yeah, I could.

 

I got your lame attempt to cover your mistake the first time.

 

In elementary school, our afternoon bus was immediately followed by the high school bus. By the 5th or 6th grade, I could cuss with the best of them. The high school kids thought it was funny to flip me off when I got off mine. Well, obviously I didn't take it lightly.
So here I am, 4'10, 85 pounds soaking wet standing in my driveway, flipping off the bus, grabbing my nuts, doing the hand to the arm bend thing, screaming "fuck you motherfuckers, get on this big ole dick, kiss my ass," so forth and so on.

 

Since it's Fourth of July weekend and no one has posted it yet ...

 

It's not wrong if you know how to do it.

 

NSFW. Although the censored version is actually funnier because the rant is so unhinged that it gets the imagination running.

 

There's a "Bull Durham" joke here ...

 

My grandson, age 7 1/2.

 

In fourth grade on the playground we cussed like sailors. Still amazed that the teachers never busted us.