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LOL. What a wanker.

Donald Trump in Iowa declares himself 'the most pro-farmer president in history'

 

Thoughts and prayers for gun nut Trumpists.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/07/07/el-paso-walmart-shooting-crusius-sentenced/

 

Donnie was a mook from the block we used to live on
The wanna be the gangster
The wanna be the dapper don,
Don Con on the wall, I said, "I'm your biggest fan"
"Next to that little Lindsay"
He's losin' his grip, like Pesci, he'd flip
And you talk to his brother he said, "He always planned this trip"
He wasn't oky dokie running around like Don Quixote
Tryin' to be a free man, he didn't even know me
He had the disputes and he filed the suits
And the boys didn't like him to tell you the truth, yea
He had Vladimir on speed dial he could ring
All his lawyers now doin' time up at Sing Sing
Flipped one fine summer afternoon
He told his brother Hannity, somethin' had to be done soon
He took docs and a couple of boys and jacked the
Capitol that day in January

La di da di, new John Gotti
La di da di, la di
La di da di, new John Gotti
The King of New York
The King of New York
La di da di, new John Gotti
La di da di, la di
La di da di, free John Gotti
The King of New York
the King of New York

He paid off a famous stripper, he met at a club
Had his flunky do it, never got over elite snub
He went to see Kim J0ng Un, sent him an invitation
And stood outside the gate with his three man demonstration
Waving new flags, and the corruption only led to a fine
And only Donnie got away, leaving everybody else behind
And back in the borough, the cops are acting thorough
They raided Donnie's room
And then they saw his bureau, filled with docs and a note
That gave all the spies some hope
How he was breakin' down and how he couldn't cope
He said, I got my own plane, I never fly coach

La di da di, new John Gotti
La di da di, la di
La di da di, new John Gotti
The King of New York
The King of New York
La di da di, new John Gotti
La di da di, la di
La di da di, free John Gotti
The King of New York
The King of New York

 

I don’t know what that is, but it’s a Ragu-like post, so … congrats?

 

Well, he plants seeds and he shovels. A lot.

 

‘What the Hell Is a Blizzard?’ Trump Bewildered By Dairy Queen Menu While Ordering Supporters Ice Cream

What an elitist scumbag.

 

If there’s a presidential candidate less able to relate to “regular Iowans” than Drumpf, I don’t know who it is.

Yet they’ll still vote for him in droves.

 

You get a Scooby Snack for that one.

 

Blames “corporate media” while talking to Fox News. Does he not see the irony?

 

Yes. No wonder they love him.

Bulk of Trump's U.S. farm aid goes to biggest and wealthiest farmers: advocacy group

 

Party of Personal Responsibility.