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Look, I’m just saying I’d watch the hell out of Trump going to restaurants and shitting on the food with the most toddler-friendly opinions.

“What is it you called it…aoli? Aoli? What is that, Hawaiian? How about some nice mayonnaise instead?”

If he did that and left politics, I’d be his biggest fan. It’d be incredible. He’d break cable TV.

 

Not quite as well last weekend as 'Insidious: The Red Door', but maybe on target to equal 'Cocaine Bear' by year's end.

Like GOP bulk book buys, I wonder how much of this is authentic - and how much is organized block ticket buying.

 

Jordan following the MAGA template of "You know how stupid he is? He's even dumber than that."

Much like their (lack of) ethics, their ignorance has no bottom.

 

Trump is a vile thief.

He not only stole top secret government documents, he also stole:

---our time because we had to spend so much of it keeping tabs on him and vigilance against his treacherous schemes

---our peace of mind because we were constantly worried about his villainy

---our hope that no one this heinous could ever occupy a position of power in our country, let alone the ultimate one

---our faith in the system and its voters who, in combination, led to this nightmare

 

How would you like to be associated with the military, whom he not only called "losers and suckers," but also whose security he has gladly compromised by refusing to return boxes of files because he thinks it's part of a boy-like contest to die with the most toys?

Signed,
A Military Brat Who Fails To Understand How Anyone Associated With The Military Could Ever Vote For Or Respect Him

 

https://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/babylon-bee-blazing-saddles/

 

“Cocaine Bear” is also based on a character in real life.

SPOILER ALERT!

(It’s Hunter Biden. They just had to change a few details so they wouldn’t get sued.)

 

During the credits, Caviezel pops up to encourage patrons to scan a QR code to buy more tickets for other people to see the movie. So the block buying is certainly a thing.

 

Word on the street is he's replacing Padma on Top Chef

 

Whoah -- wrapping my head around a satire article about a (really bad and unfunny) satire site. It wasn't laugh out loud funny but it did put its finger right on everything that makes Babylon Bee suck. One of my oldest friends -- well, I wouldn't quite call him a MAGA but he's definitely conservative and claims he doesn't like Trump but he's always making excuses for him and applying double standards to Democrats, etc. -- is always forwarding Babylon Bee articles to our group text. Not sure why he thinks the rest of us are going to find them remotely funny (or why he bothers, except to troll).

 

Mike Lindell is auctioning off shit.

https://www.k-bid.com/auction/49530

MyPillow is auctioning off equipment after losing retailers