The 2023 Running Baseball Thread

Playboy maybe. Hustler never.

 

Redefining the phrase "LOUD foul ball."

 

Damn!

 

Oh man if I heard that from the 2nd deck I’m thinking that’s gone.

 

Passan is my sports writing idol. Won my first writing award thanks to doing my best Passan impression (not that I got close to how well he writes).

Even delivering news that he got crushed my a tree, I can hear how passionate he is.

Hope he heals up good.

 

Seaver had dementia and is sadly no longer with us...died in September 2020 after getting COVID, but he was declining well before that. Bench, for better or worse, is sharp as a tack and still pretty active. You know you fucked up good when even Pete Rose is giving you the side eye.

 

Still better than the Cubs’ crew in 2016

 

Josh Donaldson, probably torn calf muscle, bye.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2023/07/latest-on-josh-donaldson-4.html

 

Louie had a scene about a 90-year-old woman, the word, and nuts.

 

Nick Pivetta sets MLB record in lights-out performance vs. A's

Can any records set against the A's come with asterisks?

Seriously, this might be the worst team of my lifetime, just woefully bad.

 

So that’s what Vince Coleman has been doing!