President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

It's going to be very interesting to find out who else at Mar A Lago got added, and what sort of shenanigans were attempted with the videos. Was it the flood, or was something erased that was still on the security service's server, or what? All of which potentially blows back on the Big Mango.

 

He thought he was the King of America
Where they pour Coca Cola just like vintage wine
Now I try hard not to become hysterical
But I'm not sure if I am laughing or crying
I wish that I could push a button
And talk in the past and not the present tense
And watch this hurtin' feeling disappear
Like it was common sense
It was a bad idea at the time
Now it's a racist mistake

She said that she was working for the OAN News
It was as much of the alphabet as she knew how to use
Her worldview was unspeakable
It lingered in the air
Like her artificial laughter
Her mementos of affairs
"Oh" I said "I see you know him"
"Isn't that very fortunate for you"
And she showed me his calling card
He lost twice and there was more than one try at a coup
He was a bad idea at the time
Now he's a racist mistake

 

That was Jack Smith's first mistake. Fucko's lawyers will now ask that all 1,000,000 pages of discovery be read aloud and every minute of video be played at 0.5x speed in court. At that rate he can drag it out until President Archie* pardons him.

* Eligible to be president with a U.S. mom once he turns 35 in 2054, despite being born in London.

 

1) that’s not how discovery works

2) If you’re a lawyer, why would you want read into the public record all evidence before you had a chance to challenge it’s use?

 

From the linked Freep story, Nessel says the words no prosecutor is supposed to ever say:

Repeat: Overwhelming Evidence of Guilt

 

Yes but there are other ways that actually follow the rules and don’t assure your client is convicted.

 

Tom, is that you?

 

I suppose that's the problem in bringing an ex-President to trial. He got to appoint a lot of judges and no matter where you go, the jury pool is going to contain people who hate his fucking guts or think he walks on water.

 

“Count me in, citizens.
I'm with my man Fucko!”

EDIT: Props to @swingline. He got there first.

 

I guess I shouldn’t, but I find it mind-boggling that the other candidates (besides Chris Christie) have trump’s back on all of his crimes. Falling in line with the bullshit “weaponization” of the DOJ.

It’s equal parts cowardice and stupidity. If you want to win, you have to TAKE DOWN THE LEADER. You’re never gonna get his cult base. Never. So stop trying. Find YOUR voters who want to vote for YOU. Because of YOUR vision and inspiration.

But but I guess that’d take some work and intelligence.

Criminally dumb motherfuckers.

 

The others are just in it for the money. They'll pocket the donos with little expense outside Iowa and NH and then exit with a net profit afterward. The only other reason they're in it is on the hopes that Fucko strokes out.