Elon Musk takes over Twitter

Juicy Lucy's got nothing on the X files I remember best!

 

I still think Elmo dreams of conquering the world, so Hollyweird could turn him into a diabolically stupid Bond villain.

And then, two hours later, he could explode in a giant fireball aboard a spacecraft with the Trumps, and the world will be saved.

 

X.

Real edgy.

Makes me think of X-rated.

Generation X.

X marks the spot.

Ecstasy.

X-men.

Shoeless Joe Jackson's autograph.

In short, it makes you think of everything except a social media platform or whatever all-purpose bullshit he's going for.

 

Yeet was already taken.

 

If a get a coffee at Starbuck's, I get a large or medium. I don't play their bullshit branding games.

I'll be using Tweet, thank you very much. For however much longer it's viable anyhow. Elmo is a twit.

 

I'll see that and raise you a Crystal Pepsi.

 

Somewhere, Dangerous Danny Davis is smiling.

https://www.wrestlecrap.com/jobbers/mr-x/

 

I hope she got paid upfront.

 

Mark Zuckerberg's Meta has already registered an "X" logo in connection to "online social networking services" and "social networking services in the fields of entertainment, gaming, and application development."



Elon Musk is an absolute buffoon.