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President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Jan 20, 2021.

  1. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

  2. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

    NOBODY HAS EVER FOUGHT FOR ELECTION INTEGRITY LIKE PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP. FOR DOING SO, I WILL PROUDLY BE ARRESTED TOMORROW AFTERNOON IN GEORGIA. GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

    I would have used "unapologetically arrested" but a compelling piece nonetheless

    - Holly Rowe
     
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  3. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

  4. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    The old men at the table on the other side of the diner have declared Trump as a political prisoner, just like Nelson Mandela. These pancakes can’t get here fast enough.
     
  5. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    My Trump weight prediction: 284

    They can’t have him weighing 300+ out of embarrassment, and anything in the 290s would be seen as a blatantly obvious fake to avoid making him 300, so they’ll put him in the 280s.
     
  6. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    "They" are criminally indicting him. Why on earth would they worry about embarrassing him?
     
  7. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

  8. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    They aren't releasing his weight.
     
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  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Special treatment since he’s an ex-president.
     
  10. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Because his fawning disciples would be upset and might get angry.
     
  11. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Just a hunch, but I suspect indicting, arresting, booking, arraigning, trying and jailing him might piss them off a little more.

    "The numbers are what we say they are, and if they come in differently, they're STILL what we say they are."
     
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  12. Octave

    Octave Well-Known Member

    These are individuals whose knowledge of American government is limited to flags and lapel pins.
     
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