Ukraine Always Get What You Want

Maybe Moscow can firebomb another civilian grain depot in response.

 

Putin Vows Retaliation Should Ukraine Become Member Of Big Ten

 

Vladivostok State is about to get a bowl ban for twenty years and be put on triple-secret probation.

 

Crimea Tech would cover +17 at Purdue.

 

Stalin State has a veteran program. They're all red shits on a five-year plan.

 

Leningrad Polytechnika. Go Polar Bears!

 

Sounds like there's too much cheese and not enough fiber at the training table.

 

Not a window, but still a big fall down to the ground.

 

That plane was shot down.

 

The sports books had already taken him off the "Famous Russians who will die this year" boards, so no one is cashing in here.