The 2023 Running Baseball Thread

Here’s to local journalism.

 

Why, I would say the jig is up for those fine gentlemen. Well done.

 

If you’re at a baseball game and you decide to run on the field and assault a player, you deserve whatever you get.

 

Seriously, fuck all these fuckin’ fucks.

 

And there was a third fan who was probably linked to the boneheads who went after Acuna, but the third one tried to escape by leaping back into the stands.

The goofs who run onto the field aimlessly just to say "Hey, mom! I'm on TV!" are bad, but there's no joking about these people who go for the athletes themselves.

See: Tom Gamboa and Monica Seles.

 

Just continuing the timeless tradition of running on to the field and scaring the ever-loving fuck out of a Braves superstar.

 

They must be made an example of.

 

1. So starter Olsen had 10 Ks after 4-1/3 (!) vs NYY and he was lifted because...that's baseball, Susan.

2. I watched the Detroit broadcast and just from the sound, mistook Kirk Gibson for Jim Leyland. He's only in his 60s, what the hell happened? Sounded like he was speaking from assisted living.

 

Agrees.

 

Parkinson's.