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College football Week 1 thread: Chasin’ That Neon Deion Rainbow

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by dixiehack, Aug 28, 2023.

  1. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

    godfuckingdamn you for making me hear that post the foul earworm has left my ruined cortex behind and is now gleefully nibbling on my spine
     
  2. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Penn State just signed the squirrel to a six-figure NIL deal.

     
  3. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Any squirrel running to the WVU cheerleaders has a death wish.
     
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Wild ending from earlier today. Virginia State is in white.

     
  5. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

  6. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    I can understand feeling like a fish out of water going from the SEC to many-seats-available Bloomington, Indiana, but Danielson had a terrible game. Dreading a full season of this on CBS.
     
  7. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Bitch tits.

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  8. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Baylor out here losing to Kathy Ireland and Straight Arrow Ed Gennaro.
     
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  9. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    There’s a middle school missing a sixth grader because he and his pipe cleaner arms are playing quarterback for Illinois.
     
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  10. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Texas Tech doinks the would-be tying field goal. Wyoming with 5:06 left to burn at home.
     
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    If that's Luke Altmyer, he was formerly at Ole Miss. He was Matt Corral's backup, but never really developed or got a chance to. They brought in Jaxson Dart last year and Altmyer was old news.
     
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  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Tennessee offensive lineman re-enacting that scene from The Blind Side.

     
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