College football Week 1 thread: Chasin’ That Neon Deion Rainbow

Today's parlay looking good so far.

Rutgers -6.5
San Jose State/Oregon State under 55.5
LSU -1.5

 

We have a second tv in our room. I was in a jam because the wife had him all morning to let me sleep in and wanted to get a workout in.

Just put little man down for a nap so I’m watching the end of the first half now.

 

SJ State - what are you doing with those unis?

 

WTF with the Spartan fan with the duck face and a loaf of fake bread?

 

I was just about to say I have no idea. My best guess is he forgot Oregon are the Ducks not OSU.

 

The gold tops on blue pants are the better unis. But at least these will keep players safe when they’re heading from campus village to La Vic at night.

 

So apparently this is a thing ...

https://thespearsjsu.com/?p=11931

 

GREAT MOMENT IN GAMBLING HISTORY!!!

Took the over 56.5 for OSU-SJSU. I just startled the bar with my scream for that meaningless TD with 4 seconds left.

 

Motherfucker!!!

 

Some brand should hire the polar opposite of Coach Prime to pitch their wares. His ads are already getting tiresome and its only week 1.

Make it a fictional character, whatever - someone low-wattage, with an incredibly mediocre record at a directional school or something.

 

“I’m Jim Grobe and I’d like to sell you some tampons.”

 

Rick Stockstill - Paid Spokesperson

the mind boggles.