President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Coincidentally, Ron Vara is also going to jail.

 

I also have the questions to answer as you follow along.

 

Now let's do Gym Jordan.

 

... If the Good Lord's willin' and the creek don't rise...

 

VP Kamala Harris Guarantees Victory Over Trump When Confronted On Polls In New CBS Interview
Stunning New CNN Poll Shows Which Republican Has Best Shot at Beating Biden

Biden needs Trump to be the nominee.

 

We'l know soon enough, but does he really? The Dems dramatically overperformed their polls (LOL Nate Silver, the biggest dipshit in the world) last fall. How much of these polls aren't factoring in the % of the country that just wants to go about its daily business without fretting over whether or not the president will start World War III w/a tweet? Maybe he's good, maybe he's not, but you can set Biden and forget him. The Republicans aren't going to nominate someone you can just set and forget. They aren't even going to nominate a warmonger like Bush II. Everyone in the race, except maybe Christie, has the stink of Trump on him or her. And Christie has no chance.

 

Trump, like Biden, is gonna be the nominee barring some catastrophic health event.

 

Maybe it's just hopeful naivety speaking, but I think it's gonna be someone else other than Trump, who is old, overweight, senile and facing 97,000 charges of sedition.

 

Make sure the book comes with a 16-pack of Crayolas so they’ll think about looking at it.

 

We're more than a year out and CNN is breathlessly reporting national polls. That's fucking ridiculous.

They can pretend it is meaningful, but that doesn't mean anyone else has to.

 

Unless he’s dead, Trump will be the nominee in 2028, too. His cult is in too deep to pull back now.

That’s my hot take for today.