The United States of Kinkdom (nsfw)

btw, this is the perfect image for this, 10/10 no notes. The song is also a god damn bop and relevant to this thread:

 

Indiana = cum

Mother doesn't approve.

 

Where is boots?

 

Almost heaven, indeed.

 

Oh, North Dakota.

 

In Pennsylvania getting licked, apparently.

 

Foot fetish is amazingly common. So for that to show up on here, I’m slightly concerned for just how much more Florida and Jersey must love them some feet.

 

Am I to assume that the absence of butt stuff on that map is an indication that it has gone mainstream and is no longer considered a “fetish?”

If so, that’s a big win.

 

Surprising how many of these don't sound like fetishes at all but rather inventory of a department store (business suits) or army/navy surplus (gas masks).

 

Along that line, I was wondering if “clowns” includes “assclowns”.

 

This guy coached in Jersey.

 

Shit, I saw that as "Claws," so now I'm deeply confused.