College Football Week 2 thread: Saban All My Love For You

It should be a duet.

“I have Type 2 diabetes and a story to tell …”

“I don’t give a fuck, so go straight to hell …”

And so on.

 

“My A1C was high, but these days it ain’t,

And all it really cost me was a chunk of my taint…”

 

Got my face awfully sunburned sitting around waiting to get inside the stadium and watch Bama shit out a pebble.

 

I didn’t think Pitt’s offense could look worse than it did under Kedon Slovis last year but Phil Jerkovec is proving me wrong on each passing offensive series.

 

Washington State representing well for the PAC-2. Ward is picking apart the Wisconsin defense. Cougs ahead 14-3 in the late afternoon sunshine of southeast Washington.

 

I feel for Jalen Milroe, who has been tossed in impossibly deep water and has no floaties with which to stay upright. But he can’t come back out there after halftime.

 

“Three decades of beautiful tradition, from Ron Dayne to Jonathan Taylor--YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKINGPAST! I--Jesus. What the hell happened?” - The state of Wisconsin taking another drink

 

Appy State and UNC have played back-to-back bangers.

Headed to double OT.

 

Mississippi schools the only ones keeping the SEC out of organ donation, as we all predicted.

 

If ESPN is still being blacked out by Charter on Monday night, that’s when it really will start irritating people with a good MNF matchup.

Saw a good (but paywalled) WSJ column on this dispute with Disney, calling it cable’s last stand against Disney and other streaming services.

In another five years or so I think a lot of live sports will be on streaming services. Making more money is undefeated in college football.

 

A reminder that Oregon-Texas Tech has Pac 12 refs:

Texas Tech had the ball at the 40. They were called for illegal hands to the face, and the penalty yardage was announced as "half the distance to the goal."

 

Sudden though: Where will all these refs be next season?