College Football Week 2 thread: Saban All My Love For You

Noles fans went ballistic on X about the ACC Network staying with the UNC-App St. game instead of cutting to the beginning of theirs ... as if their game against a Sun Belt team was more important than Carolina's game against a Sun Belt team ... which went to double overtime, against the toughest early September out in the G5.

FSU fans should worry more about the fact that they suddenly don't have a receiver who can catch. Johnny Wilson couldn't catch the clap in a cheap whorehouse.

 

Why? Lots of lottery winners get big checks with smaller numbers than what the folks in College Station will need to make Jimbo, Petrino and Co. go away.

 

Congratulations to the Mouse. This is what $85 million, a bunch of layoffs and looking incredibly tone-deaf about the whole ordeal produces?

 

The O/U of Ohio-FAU was 61.5. They are going to score a combined 27.

This running clock thing might be a gambling opportunity.

 

Phil Jerkovec went 10-31 passing. You really have to try to be that awful.

 

the running clock thing sucks for both teams. You can’t make up decent deficits because there aren’t enough possessions and you cant jump up really big on people because your sixth possession comes late in the third quarter

 

Lol Bama

 

RLOLl Tide.

 

Finebaum's gonna be all over [insert here] now.

 

Saban fired yet?

 

I was wondering if everyone was boycotting watching in a protest of the Borg. Certainly I wasn’t planning to bring it up again unbidden.

 

Miami (Ohio) and UMass are starting the second half now, about seven hours after they were supposed to begin the game. Surprised they didn't just cancel it.