2023-24 CFB coaching carousel

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Harlon Barnett is 56, played and coached under Perles and Saban and Dantonio, and also had a stint as DC at Florida State (although not particularly impressive). He was a teammate of AD Alan Haller for two seasons -- although Haller's own job security ain't looking so great.

I'd guess Barnett will get the full time MSU job barring anything short of a complete faceplant -- at about 1/3 what Tucker was making.

 

The schedule isn't going to do him any favors -- 2-8 is very possible

 

“We won 20 games in two years. We won bowl games in back-to-back years. I have five years on my contract with a f*cking impossible buyout … So there ain’t no f*cking hot seat in my mind. There just ain’t,” Holgorsen told The Athletic when talking about potentially being on the hot seat."

There is some truth to this, but UH just lost to Rice. Too much booster money getting spent to put up with that. It's one helluva "I'm not on the hot seat" quote, though.

 

I almost wish a UH donor or donors would stroke a check for Holgorsen's buyout and say, "You lost to Rice. We never lose to Rice. Take this and go fuck off."

 

And he got posterized by Barry Sanders.

Edit: Oh eat shit, NFL!

 

I guaran-by God- tee you……if I’m either one of those band directors……I can already hear the horns…..”I don’t want…..anybody else……when I think about you, I touch myself….”

That or Billy Squier “The Stroke”
Tougher to play in a band because 100 out of 70,000 would get it.

 

You'd have to have karaoke lyrics up on the big screen

 

These lyrics just scream it.
“ He don’t want….”
“ Anyobdy else….”
“When Mel thinks about you”
“He touches himself”

 

It's official....

Michigan State University announces plans to fire Mel Tucker amid sexual harassment allegations | CNN

 

Scuttlebutt has it that this becomes an extremely relevant question in a few weeks.

 

Bump!