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I just got kicked out of my hideaway office for some reason.

 

Man, I got nothing. Musta got the fake vaccine. Thanks, Biden.

 

The worst part is I don't know where to tune in my area for news and official information.

 

I just changed my pronouns.

 

The loyalty to Trump finally makes sense to me! Now I know what Operation Warp Speed was really all about!

 

Walked in the office of an anti-vax coworker and said "the microchip in my vaccine has been activated." She just muttered that she was fine.

 

I thought we were mostly meming, and then I saw a Facebook friend encouraging people to turn off their TVs, radios, and phones before the alert hit.

This truly is the worst of all timelines.

 

Facebook comment my wife saw in response to a friend's post. This person is a former school teacher:


It goes off at 11:20am our time, nationwide. After the alarm goes off, the signals will emit for 2 hours after that. I honestly don't know what to believe, but they're saying the EOS frequencies emktted from the 5G towers, (there are 6t towers within a 3 mile radius of my home), are going to be really high because it's nationwide, which means high radiation. I will have my phone & Bluetooth devices off & I will be wearing my EMF cuff which blocks radiation....in the event that it's true, I'd rather be safe than sorry...it's so hard to know what to believe. I don't want to overreact, but it's not hard to take a few simple precautions to minimize any effects in the event that it is true.

 

God I hope the guy who sold EMF cuffs to block radiation got rich. He deserves to be wealthy.

 

Don’t have a cow, man!

 

You're unbelievable WHOA OH OH OH WHOA