President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

There You Go. There You Go Again.

 

How dare he leave us ... hanging.

 

Touch 'em all. Well struck.

 

The free-media train is at the end of the line - you need to have money at this point to mount a credible campaign, buy TV spots etc in NH and Iowa. A lot of candidates with nothing else to do "announce their candidacy" hoping to catch fire on various free TV hits, generate support. Pence isn't poor, but he's not dumb enough to throw his own money away.

 

I have always wondered why he bothered. What lane did he intend to occupy?

 

Least surprising noose of today

 

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when that decision was made.

 

Is Cheney the only elected Veep to never have run for President since....(well Agnew resigned in disgrace - but you are going back before FDR then)

 

Supposedly the big bombshell of the immortal Pee Tape was that Fatfuck did indeed need a blue pill, or some kind of pill, to bring the teeny toadstool out of its tucked-in turtle position, cuz the teenie weenie would never really pop up and come out to play, despite Fatfuck's own furious fist pumping, much to the giggling amusement of the naked grade school girlies who stood there pointing and laughing at the fat hairy/bald old man sitting sadly on the bed tugging on his shriveled limp little pud.

Supposedly THAT is the reason the big bad mucho macho alpha male sex machine god emperor wants the Pee Tape to never ever ever see the light of day.

It wasn't really a problem that the Pee Tape showed him having sex (or at least trying to) with grade schoolers, it was because he couldn't get it up.

 

Very well played sir.

 

Don’t think Quayle ran.

 

Kudos to had the courage to tell the Mike Pence jokes.

Now's the time to use them, as he likely won't be heard from again.