Random Thoughts the Third

The late Ricky Jay....an incredible set of tricks from 1994. The best ever.

 

Medicare Karen'd grandma.

 

I cannot stand any podcast segment that includes, "here's this week's NFL picks/bets/parlays."

Just do not, nor will ever, care.

 

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Someday that will be all these dumb pregame shows are. Dudes talking about their bets.

Why create content when you can have something as interesting and speshul as that.

 

I have long since stopped watching pregame shows. I can't stand the fake laughing nonstop.

 

Why don't they make dryers with humidity monitors so they don't shut off until the clothes are dry? Doesn't seem like a big lift on the tech side, potentially saves a lot of energy wasted when clothes are already dry. Saves a lot of agravation opeing the dryere and finding clothes still damp.

 

My dryer does. It adds time if the clothes aren’t dry.

It gets confused by baby clothes, though. It could never accurately sense their doneness.

 

Five percent of my life is spent pairing devices that have become unpaired to my accounts while walking back and forth to the paper I have taped inside a kitchen cabinet that has all my username and passwords written down.

 

NOT THE ONION: Snoop Dogg, who hired somebody to roll his joints for him and claims he takes 81 smoke breaks a day, says he’s giving up smoking weed.

Snoop Dogg says he’s giving up smoking weed | CNN

 

... told his 82.5 million followers on Instagram.

“Please respect my privacy at this time.”

LOL. You the one shouting in public, Doggy.

 

I am 52 years old with a masters degree. My wife has a doctorate.
Today for the first time in my life I bought a new chair that has never been anybody's but mine.
Every piece of furniture that I've ever owned - with the exception of two mattresses - has been a hand-me-down.