2023-24 Running NBA thread

Those sprained vaginas are nothing to mess with.

 

Street Clothes.

 

If they weren’t Lakers fans, Red Hot Chili Peppers would do a song called. Street Clothes Davis.

This was funnier in my head.

 

A reason to visit Akron:

 

Atlanta Hawks taking to Only Fans

 

Wtching the NBA in-season tourney floor now polluting the Garden, I hope Red Auerbach and Bill Russell's ghosts walk the earth tonight and condemn Adam Silver to an eternity where hockey is the most popular sport in the US.

 

Watching the Cavs-Dubs tonight, you’d think Caris Levert was the All-NBA player instead of the five other stars on the court.

 

Broken ribs is the last thing I saw. Expected to come back this season, but not for a while.

It’s a shame. He was having a career year so far.

He was hit at Broad and Locust streets. That’s about as busy an intersection as exists in Philadelphia.

 

One of my biggest pet peeves is reporting someone is in a "stable condition" without further characterization. I can just hear the grumpy old copy editor yelling at another reporter across the newsroom that DEATH IS A STABLE CONDITION! on a late night some 20 odd years ago.

 

When Tyrese Maxey hits 50 points, it makes me think he's advanced into the NBA's upper echelon of guards.

 

Top 10 in points and assists. And without those dumb fucking turnovers Harden makes.

I’d say that’s pretty accurate.