2023 Pro Wrestling Thread

This'll be fun. Much like when Punk would do commentary when he was injured in WWE.

 

Io, Kairi AND Asuka united. I was expecting it do be a double-turn, and have them turn on Bayley, too, but I bet that's a little down the road.

 

I mean, it wasn’t going to be CM Punk … but it’s nice to have it confirmed.

 

A Drew heel turn? NEVER expected that.

(When I say never, I mean telegraphed from 5 miles away.)

Now, will they go ahead and pull the Randy Orton card as interference for the faces with next week's advantage match? I think it would be wise to pull it early to avoid the inevitable Punk chants in his backyard.

 

Hangman says Prince Nana makes money off Swerve and buys weed off high school kids.

Hangman says he's going to beat Swerve and take that weed.

 

I LOLed at that line.

 

AEW seems to find a way to save their worst for these sponsored matches. Save for a few cool spots, that was some special kind of atrocious.

 

Are the EVPs trying to pull a heel turn here?

 

Guessing it'll be Mercedes. Especially since it'll still be too soon for any of the WWE releases.

 

Becky Lynch might be a first-ballot Hall of Famer, but she got absolutely blitzed by Rachel Dratch and Macaulay Culkin on Celebrity Jeopardy, finishing $500 in the red after getting just two questions right through around seven attempts in three rounds (it's an hour long).

She at least got $500 in mercy money for Final Jeopardy and got it right to double it to finish third and still get $30,000 for charity.

 

Will Ospreay.

 

Would be good, but he's apparently still under contract with New Japan through WrestleKingdom (January), so he'd be out unless they allow him out early or have him do some sort of double deal for a period.