The Daily Larry King thread...

My beta copy of Swamp Thing has gotten quite the workout.

 

For my money, the best TV show based on a movie isn't MASH....it's Private Benjamin.

 

You know what movie spinoff didn't get enough of a chance? "Fast Times" with the great Ray Walston.

 

Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! Tonight my special guests in the studio will be actresses Maureen McCormick and Marcia Gay Harden along with HUD secretary Marcia Fudge.

 

Followed tomorrow night by Larry Brown, Darryl Strawberry and Darrell Hammond.

 

All the new ballparks are nice, but they don't build them like Ebbets Field any more.

 

Spray And Wash! That’s it. That’s the Tweet as the kids say.

 

The peak of this nation occurred when corrective typewriter ribbons were household items.

Until my dying day, I will swear up and down that the 1960 Green Bay Packers were pretty good.

If William McKinley were alive today, where would he come down on whether the Ropers or Mr. Furley was better on “Three’s Company”?

Growing up in the city, I learned to respect large buildings.

Why is the surgeon general devoting so much time to cigarettes when the nation begs to know whether drinking antifreeze is bad for your health? Mr. Yuk ain’t gonna cut it.

Why don’t they sell pre-broken pasta?

If I were an alien making my first visit to Earth, I would hope somebody would tell them that Tommy Bartlett’s Water Ski Show in the Wisconsin Dells is one of the hallmarks of human civilization.

Women’s basketball … hey, those females can play!

I was talking to Pierre Trudeau and he said not to miss “Superman III”.

My great-great-great grandson was watching “Ren And Stimpy” and there was a character called Powdered Toast Man. Who could think of such a thing? Folks, ingenuity like this is how we put a man on the moon.

My favorite railroad is the Nickel Plate. It just edges the Chesapeake & Ohio.

You’re entitled to your own opinion, but the sexiest cereal box spokesman is King Vitaman and it’s not even close. I mean, stop the presses.

 

Jesus, that’s perfect.

 

And afterwords, we're heading to Duke Ziebert's where crab cakes are on the menu.

 

The more I think about it, the more I appreciate spatulas.

 

You can keep that rap stuff. Nothing swings like bossa nova, kid.