President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

If you spend $400 in a year at our Shop-Rite, you get a free turkey at Thanksgiving.

 

You know who cares about that photo? You know who will trot out the old jokes? The same 70 million people who didn't vote for him last time and certainly won't again. I have better things to do.

 

Approval ratings are meaningless. Gavin Newsom would have that, too.

Honestly, I don't really have evidence. I don't think he'd win debates.

He wouldn't have won the last primary nomination if Clyburn hadn't dictated it "with the stroke of his hand," according to Bill Clinton.

 

That's fine. No fiat. Let's be literal now.

 

But...

Biden has not been indicted for conspiracy to commit election fraud in GA (at the minimum the grand jury found that a crime was more likely than not committed);
Biden has not been found to have committed fraud and facing potentially $250,000,000 in damages;
None of Biden's lawyers have admitted, WITHOUT A TRIAL, that they participated in a conspiracy to commit election fraud in GA; and
Biden has not been impeached TWICE while in office.,​

 

I think he’d get the nomination by Mazda also.

 

I'd love to know when he bought that turkey.

 

Also, when did $90 become $114? I'd bet folding money he sent some intern to the store like this afternoon and told him/her to buy the most expensive, fancy turkey possible.

 

Sell-by date looks like 12/1/23 to me.

 

“THOUGHTFULLY RAISED ON SUSTAINABLE FAMILY FARMS!”

 

Right. But the packed on date is blank. So there's no telling when he bought it.