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Joe Biden
age on election day: 81
number of indictments: 0

Donald Trump
age on election day: 78
number of indictments: 91

 

I always knew you were a Commie.

 

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, hands down. I love the turkey, the stuffing, the mashed taters & gravy, the green bean casserole, the rolls. I love falling asleep on the couch while some NFL game drones on in the background.

I dislike Christmas, which begins at the middle of September. My sister is cooking again the weekend before it, which mitigates my dislike.

 

preach! I hate turkey but Mrs. W insists on making it.

 

Lo odio!

 

Eh, it usually sits in the freezer all year until we donate it to a food drive.

 

Throw a hog on the smoker Wednesday night and let the feast begin Thursday at lunch. If there's a bucket of oysters off to the side, even better.

 

Read the fucking inserts in the paper, jerkoff. Been selling 20 lb birds all month for $10 with minimum purchase and loyalty card savings. In fact, come to where I'm working tonight before 9 and I'll give you the bird!

 

Christmas is my favorite holiday but this right here is what ruins it.
The hyper consumerism which forces the season earlier and earlier pushed on by the same busy bodies that then post “put the ‘Christ’ back in ‘Christmas’” crap. And then suddenly we have a war on Christmas and it cycles.

But dammit if I don’t love the lead up to Christmas starting at the proper time: After f’ing Thanksgiving!

 

We got expensive fresh turkeys for a couple of years and couldn’t taste the difference. Get the free turkey and fill it with herb butter.

 

Isn't that ... woke?

 

It took me way longer than it should have to realize you were insulting that guy and not describing your day.