NFL Week 12 -- I Wish Turkey Only Cost A Nickel

“Russ, you’re going to make Myles Garrett commit and then pitch it to Perine.”

“Got it, coach. Let’s ride!”

[Into headset] “That dumb sonofabitch will do anything you tell him.”

 

All-time fraud list:

1.) Bill Belichick
2.) Kansas City Chiefs

 

Nihilist. I like that. Rhymes with realist. Embittered is redundant.

 

Good scheme by the Steelers and piss-poor adjustment by the Bengals.

 

That T-formation pass Stefanski drew up was awesome.

 

I know two teams have to make the Super Bowl. But it's Thanksgiving Sunday and I'm not sure there's a Super Bowl-caliber team in the league.

 

Jerry got his first boner in years. But sadly, it looks to me like the Beagles are the class of the NFC.

 

He has a bounty on his own players this time.

 

Yeah but they've looked awful twice in six days now.

 

For every one of those, there’s a double-reverse gone awry. God, does he think he’s smart.

 

No mediocre team beats bad teams like the Rams.

 

Having her there was no reward. Not only did she have to watch that game, she had to do it in a 50-degree mist and a sky that looked like it was about to swallow an iron ore freighter. Miserable post-turkey trip home today.